Minimal Zooming

If there are zero good looking people in the optional Zoom Meeting, I will not join. If the optional Zoom Meeting is loaded with brown-nosers jockeying for position and low on intellect, creativity and wit, I definitely won’t be joining.

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Anonymous

May 21, 2020 at 2:50pm

No one's invited me to Zoom

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Wow...

May 21, 2020 at 2:59pm

What a world you live in.

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AFC

May 21, 2020 at 3:53pm

I wish I got an invite to a Zoom meeting. I mean the social ones filled with background tunes, craft beer, friendly banter and generous amounts of laughter -- not the boring work-related video conferences (the company uses WebEx for that). I feel like I'm missing out on all the fun. Oh well, back to my quiet, lonely, self-isolation cave.

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Zoom Zoom

May 21, 2020 at 4:14pm

What's Zoom, and why would stupid low level push carts care as well?

6 8Rating: -2

Great!

May 21, 2020 at 7:27pm

You’re saving them from having to put up with you.

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