if you got time to write a confession, you have time to youtube it, and go to the mirror and give it a try. and just to give you motivation, I am going to learn try to learn the Carlton today. it's a really good idea.
Carlton's science quip made me giggle while taking chemistry:
(Timmy Timmy will drink no more, because what he thought was H2O was really H2SO4)

...while you wait for your sourdough starter.
Well anyhow, you won't have problems with social distancing if you dance like that in public. Carlton is the best.