Lucky me

I have a stinky roommate. I wish he believed in deodorant. And showers. And soap. And doing laundry more than once a month. It's so gross.

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Showers...

Jun 24, 2020 at 6:46pm

... are reasonable, soap is somewhat reasonable, deodorant is completely cultural. Doing laundry is also reasonable.

But I have to ask, is he healthy? I've heard that some celebrities like Justin Bieber stink to high heaven because they like their own culture =]

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Speak or suffer

Jun 24, 2020 at 7:12pm

That’s your choice. I know it’s uncomfortable to have to tell someone that they’re smelly, but you have the right to enjoy your space every bit as much as he does. Speak up!

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Do You Secretly

Jun 24, 2020 at 8:03pm

Spray his things with deodorizer, to keep the foulness at bay?

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His stank is unacceptable

Jun 24, 2020 at 8:18pm

Define your boundaries and if he doesn't get it, move him on. Its the best thing for him too because its his opportunity for growth & maturity.

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Anonymous

Jun 24, 2020 at 10:17pm

...and you don't have the cajones to call him out over something that clearly affects your life??

Meanwhile, various Vancouver namby-pamby's regularly whine about critical matters like urban motorcycle noise and people smoking tobacco in the privacy of their homes..

Got cajones

Jun 25, 2020 at 12:18am

Lots of prodding. Believe me. Trying to be very kind about it, to encourage rather than discourage. I forsee, years later, his living in a dumpster unaware of how he got there. How is it that nobody in public says anything, or maybe they do? I cannot see any advancement of professional aspirations or mature social life when nobody can get within three feet due to such foul odour, so contrary to their rather amicable personality.

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Anonymous

Jun 25, 2020 at 6:01am

I haven't lived with a "roommate" for 13 years and will never trade sanity for a few bucks saved.

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@Meanwhile

Jun 25, 2020 at 7:13am

It's not "Vancouver namby-pamby's", it's Universal caring about others beyond self.
I'm sorry it's so difficult to grasp concepts of being a human in the midst of a global pandemic no less.

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the bright side

Jun 25, 2020 at 8:48am

You could use him to add authentic ambience when you are watching historical dramas! Have him stand behind the couch while you are watching The Last Kingdom!

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Here's an idea

Jun 25, 2020 at 2:36pm

Rather than telling everyone here on social media about it, why don't you just tell your roommate about it?

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