Public Bathrooms

Gives me another reason to hate people, at least other men. Who the fuck gets off on leaving urine on the toilet seat for the next person to enjoy? I certainly don't. As someone with a penis, I think there should be some contraption in public bathrooms that cuts your dick off if you leave pee on the seat. Yup, that's my confession - I think some of my fellow men should be dismembered for their lack of hygiene. What use would a penis be for them anyways? That's the fucking truth.


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So many reasons

Jun 29, 2020 at 11:44pm

I love your confession.
It gave me a giggle.
No better on the women's public washrooms side if you want to let your imagination wander.
Equally horror show.

30 3Rating: +27

You have no idea

Jun 30, 2020 at 12:48am

If you think it’s rough for men, you’d never make it as a woman. The horror stories we have to contend with in female bathrooms are unbelievable. At least you guys get to pee standing up.

30 3Rating: +27


Jun 30, 2020 at 6:52am

This sounds like a "modern" male.

Real men don't whine about a little piss on the seat.

7 24Rating: -17

Try cleaning them for a living

Jun 30, 2020 at 11:57am

I did it for a year and a half and safe to say my appreciation for my fellow human beings plummeted

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I assume

Jun 30, 2020 at 12:29pm

they must have a short one. Remembering to use the toilet before you leave home is the best strategy (learned this one from my parents many years ago). I know where the only clean public restroom in downtown Vancouver is but I'm not going to tell you.

8 7Rating: +1

I thought...

Jun 30, 2020 at 12:39pm

gender segregation is illegal anyway.

6 10Rating: -4

My Brother

Jun 30, 2020 at 12:39pm

Did night shift janitorial work for a couple days in college, at Metrotown mall.
He quit,but only because the women's washrooms were 10 times worse than the men's,and pig stys.

16 2Rating: +14

Everyone please!

Jun 30, 2020 at 1:01pm

Whatever body part you own, please lift the lid! Not just men. Women, if you are going to squat and hover over the seat, lift the lid!

14 4Rating: +10


Jun 30, 2020 at 1:07pm

we get it, you hate men; your misandry is showing

7 16Rating: -9

Equally horrifying

Jun 30, 2020 at 2:29pm

is how few men I see wash their hands after using public washrooms. Not at all surprised that Covid got to this point.

19 4Rating: +15

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