I have a friend that thinks he's smart. He's not even close.
I'm embarrassed for him.
He says the dumbest shit and the look on his face says, "I'm an expert"
No, no you aren't.
Shit man, nobody believes a word you say because it always starts with a lie that is so easily proven, so easily seen right through, yet you're not smart enough to realize that there is no sustained interest in what you say next after such stupid remarks.
Grow the fuck up, see a freakin' psychologist already.