I don’t understand

Why When I was walking my toy dog on leash And warned you I was afraid of your off leash pit bull with non friendly energy You would call me a fat old cow

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Sticks and stones

Jul 30, 2020 at 12:43am

Is only half of it. Don't forget to get some bear spray

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Don’t let the words affect you

Jul 30, 2020 at 8:46am

Off leash pit bull owners are psychotic and abusive. They get off on scaring the shit and intimidating people. They’re insignificant gnats. I say this as an off leash pit bull encircled me and sniffed my legs as the owner laughed at me for being so scared. I seriously thought my legs would be ripped to shreds that day. I went back to work shaking and in tears. The owners are fucked up. You’re not what he said. Be careful out there and avoid these losers.

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Wil

Jul 30, 2020 at 9:08am

The reason the person has a large unfriendly pit bull is because they are compensating for a character, moral, physical and very likely intellectual deficit.
Have pity on the poor soul, that dog is the best part of their existence. If not for the dog, they'd be nothing at all.

21 6Rating: +15

unfortunately

Jul 30, 2020 at 9:14am

There is a small fraction of pet owners who weirdly enjoy provoking fear reactions from other people. They are the same people who enjoy telling you they have pet rats, or a boa constrictor. Their provocative pet is only partly for companionship. It's also chosen to get an extreme reaction from their fellow humans.

23 4Rating: +19

PB DBag

Jul 30, 2020 at 9:36am

Because society's out to get me and pit bulls are beautiful friendly dogs that would never hurt a mouse!

8 24Rating: -16

Was it a guy?

Jul 30, 2020 at 9:45am

These dickless pieces of shit who need to have attack dogs to make themselves feel tough.

25 8Rating: +17

Pit bulls need to be illegal

Jul 30, 2020 at 11:36am

Pit bulls should be banned, and everyone that has them should be made to put them down. There is no reason for anyone to have an assault dog especially without a leash and a muzzle. That's like having a self carrying self loading self shooting auto targeting gun without a safety on it.

Because...

Jul 30, 2020 at 11:43am

... you believe in things like "nonfriendly energy."

9 31Rating: -22

Trainspotting

Jul 30, 2020 at 2:23pm

There is chapter in the book Trainspotting told from Sick Boy's point of view. He uses a BB gun to shoot a pitbull knowing that it will turn on the closest person to it - it's owner. He then rushes over and strangles the pitbull to death with a stick twisted in it's collar. Maybe the next pitbull owner you encounter is literary and would enjoy a narration of this humourous passage.

11 9Rating: +2

Same Old story

Jul 30, 2020 at 5:25pm

My dog is just over a year old. She has been attacked 4 times. Every single time it is a pitpull, owned by a skid male (or one trying to look like it). I actually carry a knife now. I flat out don't respect them anymore.

14 6Rating: +8

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