Mystery Man

I haven't updated my social media photo in a few years. I don't see any benefits in sharing. Since i was fairly consistent before, if I did, people would just assume I didn't update it for years because I had nothing going on. So now I'll just hide behind my old profile image. Maybe I'm fat now? Maybe I'm super ripped? Maybe I didn't change at all. You'll never know. Muhuhahahahaha.

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I hardly ever change mine

Jul 15, 2020 at 9:19pm

I don't change mine very often either. Not only have I never really been into taking selfies of myself (I look in the mirror each morning when I brush my teeth), but I also figure all the people that are really that important to me know what I look like. They're the people that have cared for me and stuck by me in this life and are still in my life to this day.

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Oi

Jul 15, 2020 at 10:10pm

Another twit who thinks everybody is talking about them.... Always.

Not, dude,get reLz

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Welp

Jul 15, 2020 at 10:27pm

You're still self-obsessed and prone to navel-gazing. Maybe worse, now that you've had quality time to practice in isolation.
Few people come out of "lockdown" better than they went in. Most emerge as if creeping from a nuclear shelter, in a cliché apocalyptic movie scene... Graceless, neurotic, haggard and flabby, with bulging eyes darting anxiously about like a frightened squirrel's.
To be fair, that describes contemporary urban dwellers on a regular day. And until the frayed social contract is repaired and the police lose their qualified immunity, that nervousness is probably justified.

I haven't updated mine in five years. No point. I look the same.
Acquaintances joke about my pact with the Devil. If only they knew... Friends and family refuse to discuss it.
Mwahhahahaha, as you probably meant to say.

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@welp

Jul 16, 2020 at 10:50am

Reminds me of seeing an ad with Jennifer Aniston recently. She must have some old painting in her attic - she still looks about 20....

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Welp

Jul 16, 2020 at 3:45pm

@@welp
Oscar Wilde reference... Much respect. Very nice.

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