You've been replaced

I just bought a mail order silicone bride. :/

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Yawn

Jul 9, 2020 at 5:09am

You poor thing.

Congrats

Jul 9, 2020 at 6:48am

Can't seem to find a card for that, though...

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Ok

Jul 9, 2020 at 6:57am

Have fun with your beige coloured petrochemicals

17 6Rating: +11

So have you.

Jul 9, 2020 at 8:33am

I just bought a fully functioning manbot. It's programmed to be supportive and caring.

is her name

Jul 9, 2020 at 9:02am

stoya ...

8 3Rating: +5

Ugh

Jul 9, 2020 at 9:52am

I'm so glad. Anyone who sees people as interchangeable with objects, no matter how pretty silicone they may be, isn't fit for actual human companionship.

Finally

Jul 9, 2020 at 12:39pm

You'll have someone to converse with who's on the same intellectual level.

Ah, yes!

Jul 9, 2020 at 2:39pm

No more circular arguments with a man-child who possesses a poor vocabulary.

10 8Rating: +2

OP @ all the haters

Jul 9, 2020 at 2:43pm

Silicone Sally may not be as real as her, but she's certainly a lot less fake, and I'm certainly not going to have to watch my back around her either.

8 11Rating: -3

@ Finally

Jul 9, 2020 at 2:46pm

And someone a lot smarter than you.

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