You've been replaced
posted July 8th, 2020 at 11:00 PM
I just bought a mail order silicone bride. :/
posted July 8th, 2020 at 11:00 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
You were sitting by yourself & you ordered a few Curry Fish Balls and a few deep-fried Spring...
18 Comments
Post a CommentYawn
Jul 9, 2020 at 5:09am
You poor thing.
Congrats
Jul 9, 2020 at 6:48am
Can't seem to find a card for that, though...
Ok
Jul 9, 2020 at 6:57am
Have fun with your beige coloured petrochemicals
So have you.
Jul 9, 2020 at 8:33am
I just bought a fully functioning manbot. It's programmed to be supportive and caring.
is her name
Jul 9, 2020 at 9:02am
stoya ...
Ugh
Jul 9, 2020 at 9:52am
I'm so glad. Anyone who sees people as interchangeable with objects, no matter how pretty silicone they may be, isn't fit for actual human companionship.
Finally
Jul 9, 2020 at 12:39pm
You'll have someone to converse with who's on the same intellectual level.
Ah, yes!
Jul 9, 2020 at 2:39pm
No more circular arguments with a man-child who possesses a poor vocabulary.
OP @ all the haters
Jul 9, 2020 at 2:43pm
Silicone Sally may not be as real as her, but she's certainly a lot less fake, and I'm certainly not going to have to watch my back around her either.
@ Finally
Jul 9, 2020 at 2:46pm
And someone a lot smarter than you.
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