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Roses are red Violets are blue When I listen to Five Finger Death Punch My neighbors do too

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Anonymous

Aug 29, 2020 at 2:26am

Another great song is Godsmack - Unforgettable. The video is awesome!

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I at least...

Aug 29, 2020 at 5:42am

...have the decency to force my neighbors to listen to the Grateful Dead, sir, have you no decency?

Something tells me

Aug 29, 2020 at 7:45am

poetic justice is just around the corner.
Maybe there'll be a literal ffdp in your future.

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Roses are red

Aug 29, 2020 at 10:27am

Violets are blue ... You'r an A-hole ... But you can learn a new role

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Ughf

Aug 29, 2020 at 12:56pm

Bad poetry is one thing, but forcing your neighbours to listen to a song that they may not necessarily be into or want to hear, is just mean.

Here's a poem you can understand

Aug 29, 2020 at 1:53pm

Roses are red
And that's truly non-fiction
Keep playing your loudest
And you'll face eviction

They mark down the times,
The days & the dates
Call VPD too
And get every name

Send all of this info
In a nice formal letter
To the landlords to boot you
So everything's better

Happy househunting.

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@Here's a poem you can understand

Aug 29, 2020 at 3:56pm

I'm a freeholder
So I play my tunes loud
Only poor people worry
'Bout the cops coming round

If it's at 2am, that is one thing you see
But during the day, one should always feel free
To listen to music, as loud as one likes
And not ever worry about whining lil' tykes

Anyone who complains to VPD about people playing music during the same hours that lawnmower, etc. go is a jerk.

George Satoplomokjackoff Jizzerookoff the 3rd

Aug 29, 2020 at 5:06pm

Well, at least they know you have crappy tastes in music especially when it comes to safe poppy hard rock which you try to pass as good rock music

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Haha

Aug 29, 2020 at 5:30pm

Good one! This made my day!

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Boethus said:

Aug 29, 2020 at 7:29pm

"Music is a part of us and either ennobles or degrades our behaviour."

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