It's time to digest my dinner

When I feel like I had a lot to eat, such as a big meal of moose, and I am going to have trouble digesting it, I pour myself some water with lime. I swear by it. I have it in the morning regularly and my digestion is perfect. 60 cents * 365 days a year is worth it. Yes, math is allowed on the confessions. Don't downvote me because of the math please.

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Aug 9, 2020 at 1:32am

whenever I deep fry up a big load of Stanley Park squirrels I flush it down with a nice swig of organic rainwater I collect in a boot.

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What An Incredible Confession

Aug 9, 2020 at 8:37am

Had it all: intrigue, hard hitting, wisdom and insight,emotion, and will make us all reflect upon our own mortality and weakness and question society.
The way you analysed and set out your own struggles, will inspire us all to now look in the mirror and strive for improvement, in ALL our lives.
What an incredible day this has been for all those who read your confession.

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Ayurvedic

Aug 9, 2020 at 10:44am

teaches about having the juice of a fresh squeezed lemon in a glass of water half an hour or so before breakfast.

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@what an

Aug 9, 2020 at 4:36pm

Kind of like your long winded comment nobody cares about, eh? But I read the entire confession at least

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Bullwinkle

Aug 9, 2020 at 7:22pm

"Math" isn't why I downvoted this.

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@What

Aug 9, 2020 at 7:39pm

Yeah really....I thought this is supposed to be "Confessions" and not "Techniques For Better Digestion"

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@@ What

Aug 10, 2020 at 6:00am

Personally I think we all could use some techniques for better digestion. I like the occasional “tips for life” posts on here.

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Get a hobby

Aug 10, 2020 at 7:14am

If this is really all you have to “confess”, I think you’d really benefit from getting a hobby of some kind. Either that or a life.

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Downvoted

Aug 10, 2020 at 9:40am

Not because of math.

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Anonymous

Aug 10, 2020 at 3:43pm

Who is this guy who is always talking about food.

Oh right. The one that has been trying to tell "intolerant vegans" for the past few years here.

Snore

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