I just swipe right on all of them

Every 12 hours, I can swipe right, but the matches never happen so I just swipe everyone. Life as a man online dating. Not sure why we can't have a government service dating app that isn't monitized. Our birth rate would probably be higher.

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Swiping 3Dimensionally is superficial

Sep 22, 2020 at 11:44pm

Move inter-dimensionally, with humble gratitude for life and you will be provided with what you need. Not necessarily with what you want; but with what you need. OCM

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A Statistical Study

Sep 23, 2020 at 12:07am

Was done by a university a few years ago and they came up with the odds. If a guy, even with a good profile,swipes on only the women he likes, the odds of him being a match are one in several thousand.
Even swiping on them all, his odds are still around 1 in 900 to a 1000, unless he's in the top 5% in looks etc.

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one slap clap for wooks in the back

Sep 23, 2020 at 1:16am

holy shit, the masc on masc echo chamber of east van realness has come full circle. ‘swiping right on everyone does nothing says new study’
hunnny, with that face and bridge troll attitude, it doesn’t matter how many apps, phones or thumbs you got: it ain’t happening. looks and personality are real things, not quantifiable statistics you deem worthy from your Meyers Briggs test.
shave your face, read a book, and talk to a real human in public, the lot of you.

Government should control everything

Sep 23, 2020 at 6:19am

The government should just use an AI to assign everyone marriages, along with their gender identities. There needs to be more diverse racially mixed gay marriages. Straight white people will have to learn to become more sexually adaptable to where they're needed to develop the social diversity Canada stands for on the world.

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@ a statistical study

Sep 23, 2020 at 6:50am

You're full of crap. 'The top 5% in looks'--how can you possibly quantify this statement??

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Anonymous

Sep 23, 2020 at 7:11am

Try working on your profile a bit. If you are truly serious about it and can afford it, get some professional photos done in a variety of interesting situations and put lots of effort into looking your best. Take the time to get the words in your profile right and keep it brief.

Once I put in the effort I started to get lots of matches, I’m sure you can to!.

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@one slap blah blah

Sep 23, 2020 at 11:06am

Your post is a collection of brainless cliches and internet slang garbage. Parroting jargon you read on message boards does not make you smart or even sound smart. Humble yourself, you are no expert.

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I knew a guy...

Sep 23, 2020 at 11:28am

Who was very attractive, fit, hard working and wealthy. He swiped right on all of them too. He matched a lot and had his pick and was PICKY. You really have to bring your A game to the table these days. As a woman I am saying this as a message of encouragement. Don’t be a lazy slob and act like you’re hard done by because people aren’t clamouring at your feet.

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Higher birth rate?

Sep 23, 2020 at 12:03pm

Tent city her we come! Or to quote Nick Cave, "The sidewalks are full of loves ugly children". Perhaps you can find a date there? I'm single and childless by choice, I grew up in a family and got out as soon as I could. Fortunately I am suitable for servile tasks and am currently housed.

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I wonder

Sep 23, 2020 at 3:25pm

Are there local zoom speed dating events out there? I’d be interested.

I’m learning that meeting others successfully sometimes takes introductions, communication, time, and consistent effort. Oh and epic meet-cutes :)

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