That’s the nuclear option. Can’t you start with something less offensive, like old prawn heads?
Revenge
Sep 29, 2020 at 7:42pm
Just sew some raw tuna into the hems of your living room curtains. That would be just about the only thing worse than patchouli.
John Cusack!
Sep 29, 2020 at 8:13pm
Get your patchouli stink out of here!!!! Lol movie lines and references.
Anonymous
Sep 29, 2020 at 9:03pm
Meet me at The Naam, we'll helicopter dance to Phish and share a big bowl of gruel.
That would be...
Sep 29, 2020 at 9:21pm
Patchouli. At least get the name right. We used to call it “Patch”.
Throw some
Sep 29, 2020 at 9:48pm
Sandalwood in there too. Physical distancing guaranteed and spirit of the 90s resurrected.
Scent free?
Sep 29, 2020 at 11:33pm
That agreement went out the window when you failed to use things like deodorant and soap. BTW, foot odour, sweat and farts are not "scent free". Geez, see a doctor or something, emitting those smells daily is not normal. It's not even human.
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Post a Commentp u
Sep 29, 2020 at 4:20pm
That’s the nuclear option. Can’t you start with something less offensive, like old prawn heads?
Revenge
Sep 29, 2020 at 7:42pm
Just sew some raw tuna into the hems of your living room curtains. That would be just about the only thing worse than patchouli.
John Cusack!
Sep 29, 2020 at 8:13pm
Get your patchouli stink out of here!!!! Lol movie lines and references.
Anonymous
Sep 29, 2020 at 9:03pm
Meet me at The Naam, we'll helicopter dance to Phish and share a big bowl of gruel.
That would be...
Sep 29, 2020 at 9:21pm
Patchouli. At least get the name right. We used to call it “Patch”.
Throw some
Sep 29, 2020 at 9:48pm
Sandalwood in there too. Physical distancing guaranteed and spirit of the 90s resurrected.
Scent free?
Sep 29, 2020 at 11:33pm
That agreement went out the window when you failed to use things like deodorant and soap. BTW, foot odour, sweat and farts are not "scent free". Geez, see a doctor or something, emitting those smells daily is not normal. It's not even human.
Try Tea Tree Oil
Sep 30, 2020 at 7:24am
In case they actually like Patchouli.
@scent free
Sep 30, 2020 at 2:39pm
triggered!
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