... chicks dig war wounds, you never heard that? Just have a good story about how you got it. Hair, well, just shave it all off if it's going.

midlife or no life crisis sux

Midlife for sure along with a bit of no life with this pandemic stuff going on. I've been getting too much social isolation. I'm going to get out more. I just need to find myself a sparing partner so I can get some practice with the dueling light saber I ordered the other day. Everyone I've asked so far seems to like the idea but still haven't really gotten back to me on it. I'm sure I'll find someone that'll be into it.

What
Only one light sabor.
You should have ordered 2..
I"ll duel ya
Kick your ass..
Unguard :)

If they 'like the idea but still haven't really gotten back to you on it', they don't like the idea. Based on your post, it's probably because they're young enough to be your daughter? Blech. It doesn't matter how much hair you have if you're a quarter to a half a century too old.

I know. I'm going to order another.

@ OP

They like the idea, but they also like the idea of just sitting around and smoking up even more. As for your blech, that is completely your own. They already shown their attraction towards me.

My husband is 23 years older than I am. He doesn't have all his hair but he's very easy to look at and has a lot of great characteristics and qualities that I adore about him. I've never known a more kind and noble person. Half the people that are bothered about our age difference are women his age that have nothing going for them. The other half is men my age that also have nothing going for them.