Crystal Ball

I don't have a Ouija board, a crystal ball or a tarot deck. I can't read tea leaves or palms. But I have been trying to unsuccessfully read my past, present and future on confessions for years. It sometimes seemed to be a hidden reservoir of truth... and it might be, but I think that truth is that I could use a therapist.

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You can't

Oct 12, 2020 at 11:13pm

Read your future, but you can create one.

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Anonymous

Oct 12, 2020 at 11:36pm

I can be your therapist.

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I see your future

Oct 13, 2020 at 1:33am

in billable hours by appointment.

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@billable hours by appointment

Oct 13, 2020 at 10:35am

:-) hehehe ... good one. 99% of these paid gurus; including the state sanctioned Dr. Sigmund Frauds and Nurse Ratsh*ts and the next generations of supposedly more enlightened gurus in disguise ... they all need to figure out what GURU is an acronym for: G-ee U are U. IMO the best way to help ourselves is to help others. "There was a man who gave so much they called him mad; but the more he gave the more he had." - John Bunyan / Pilgrim's Progress

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oh weeeeeee

Oct 13, 2020 at 5:55pm

My divination device vibrates and it's saying the future is cumming soon!

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PLEASE

Oct 13, 2020 at 9:20pm

DO.NOT.MESS with a Ouija board. You can mess your life up. I am begging you do not release any of these spirits. Those things need to be burned

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Sure we all could.

Oct 14, 2020 at 11:06am

But whatever I'll drive my bus where the road/path I choose takes me and no therapist is changing that for cash.

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Why should advice from the departed

Oct 16, 2020 at 8:55am

Be any less muddled than that from the living?

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