Crystal Ball
posted October 12th, 2020 at 5:10 PM
I don't have a Ouija board, a crystal ball or a tarot deck. I can't read tea leaves or palms. But I have been trying to unsuccessfully read my past, present and future on confessions for years. It sometimes seemed to be a hidden reservoir of truth... and it might be, but I think that truth is that I could use a therapist.
9 Comments
Post a CommentYou can't
Oct 12, 2020 at 11:13pm
Read your future, but you can create one.
Anonymous
Oct 12, 2020 at 11:36pm
I can be your therapist.
I see your future
Oct 13, 2020 at 1:33am
in billable hours by appointment.
@billable hours by appointment
Oct 13, 2020 at 10:35am
:-) hehehe ... good one. 99% of these paid gurus; including the state sanctioned Dr. Sigmund Frauds and Nurse Ratsh*ts and the next generations of supposedly more enlightened gurus in disguise ... they all need to figure out what GURU is an acronym for: G-ee U are U. IMO the best way to help ourselves is to help others. "There was a man who gave so much they called him mad; but the more he gave the more he had." - John Bunyan / Pilgrim's Progress
oh weeeeeee
Oct 13, 2020 at 5:55pm
My divination device vibrates and it's saying the future is cumming soon!
PLEASE
Oct 13, 2020 at 9:20pm
DO.NOT.MESS with a Ouija board. You can mess your life up. I am begging you do not release any of these spirits. Those things need to be burned
Sure we all could.
Oct 14, 2020 at 11:06am
But whatever I'll drive my bus where the road/path I choose takes me and no therapist is changing that for cash.
Why should advice from the departed
Oct 16, 2020 at 8:55am
Be any less muddled than that from the living?
@Why should advice from the departed
Dec 22, 2020 at 2:32am
That is an extremely good point, actually. Thanks for sharing it.
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