I have a dirty secret.

I've been stealing the occasional rice crispy squares from my kids lunches for the past 4 years,and I've pitted them against each other in the blame game


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Oct 18, 2020 at 2:07pm

Jesus, that's fucked up - I love it!!


Oct 18, 2020 at 5:25pm

Short and sweet. Great confession! 10/10 vegan popcorns!

You are

Oct 18, 2020 at 6:46pm

one twisted parent. It sickens me.

You're an adult

Oct 18, 2020 at 11:10pm

you could just... buy more so that there's enough for them and for you.
Was that not an option?

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@You're an adult

Oct 19, 2020 at 10:04am

They're doing it so the kids fight.

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I feel sorry for you

Oct 19, 2020 at 12:49pm

You're racking up the kind of karma you really don't want.

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Parent of the Year

Oct 19, 2020 at 5:02pm

Way to build suspicion and resentment between siblings that could spill out into other parts of their lives and affect their relationship long-term.

I feel sorry for your kids.

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Who set the children of the human family

Oct 19, 2020 at 6:09pm

against each another ?

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It's questable parenting?!

Oct 19, 2020 at 6:31pm

But I really needed the laugh thanks :(

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@You are

Oct 19, 2020 at 9:58pm

You sound like the kind of person that gets offended at Jimmy Kimmels "I hate all the Halloween candy" prank

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