I just kind of think they are stupid

Why would anyone get a dog instead of a cat? It makes no sense to me. There must be something wrong with dog owners, even if they are compassionate for an animal species and mean well. Dogs just slobber everywhere and aren't very smart. They need a lot of attention too.

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I think

Oct 16, 2020 at 2:28am

you are not smart enough to own pets of any kind. Not even a Tamagochi, which is a digital pet if you are too young to know. I wouldn't even trust you with a picture of a cat.

Why not elephants?

Oct 16, 2020 at 3:57am

I don't know why anyone would get either a cat or a dog instead of an elephant. Elephants are super smart. You can ride them and stomp on your enemies.

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Anonymous

Oct 16, 2020 at 5:25am

Picking up shit out from a dogs ass is something I would never do, and I like dogs.

In 2020 unless I live on a farm(I don't) its going to be no dogs lol

Mr. Homer

Oct 16, 2020 at 6:28am

A lot of people have one of each. Different levels of companionship.

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Doggo

Oct 16, 2020 at 7:26am

Yeah we know it’s you cat. You took over ur huuumans account and wrote this. Stop interfering with the elections too. Iz no funny. Now go barf a hair ball

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Not to mention...

Oct 16, 2020 at 8:32am

You have to pick up they’re crap, they smell awful and they make a horrible noise. Every time I hear a dog bark I think to myself, why would you want to live with something that makes that noise? They’re spastic and constantly at your feet or chewing on something they shouldn’t be. Cats can be a crap shoot with personality but overall they are a lot more independent but still cuddly and chatty in a cute way (mostly). You can also teach them how to use a toilet! That being said, most terrible pets generally have terrible owners.

that kind of generalization is stupid

Oct 16, 2020 at 9:30am

I'm really more of a cat person, but can still see the beautiful relationships people have with their dogs. Don't be so judgy about what gives other people joy

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Eye roll

Oct 16, 2020 at 9:30am

The answer is ridiculously obvious, as I’m sure you already know. What’s also obvious is how little you know about dogs. Or people. Your area of expertise seems to lie in provocation. You seem bored. I suggest you get a dog for some company.

I have a theory

Oct 16, 2020 at 1:29pm

About the differences between dog and cat lovers. Dog lovers desire unconditional love whereas cat lovers are drawn to unrequited relationships. Also, dog owners enjoy the feeling of still-warm feces in their hands while cat owners enjoy the smell of urine permeating their living space.

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this is the best

Oct 16, 2020 at 1:38pm

These comments cracked me up. I've had both. Thinking of my old cat on the toilet, LOLOLOLOLOL she'd kill me first!

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