Your fake tears aren't going to work. Hollywood and politics don't have talented script writers anymore.

I am too. I wish I could have a pet.

Just don’t thank your english teacher.

Nobody likes to admit to themselves that they're dazzled. Especially in tinkle town

Actually, I recommend cyanide! Arsenic in a pinch.

As a grammar nerd, I appreciate the sentiment. But capitalize proper nouns, like “English”.

Nerve into being much better at conveying my heart. I wasn't getting anywhere speaking to actual people. So thank you nerd it's people like you who make the world z a better place.