Masks are good for something

I didn't have a mask so I had to buy one from 7-Eleven so I could get on the bus. After I opened it and put it on I realized it reminded me of woman's panties and I thought well, that's a switch. One that I'm very okay with. Who needs fantasies when you can wear a mask. Don't hate me for what I like. Women are delectable and everybody pretends that this isn't a thing but it definitely is. A very enjoyable one. ewww there I said it for you. Let's move on.

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Fill your boots

Oct 26, 2020 at 8:05am

Yes washing masks has reminded me of when I've done women's laundry but that's about it, dude.

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Get a life

Oct 26, 2020 at 8:38am

And quit spreading the stupit virus

Underwear

Oct 26, 2020 at 10:21am

It's called underwear. Panties are for little babies, like rubber panties.
We are grown women.

Anonymous

Oct 26, 2020 at 4:27pm

you just bought one now?
haven't we all been wearing masks for like 6 months?
(I'm an expat in another country that through mask enforcement brought it's community case number down to ZERO so I could be wrong about what you all are doing.)

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@Underwear

Oct 26, 2020 at 5:41pm

No...they are called panties. They even call "panty liners" "panty liners." BTFO.

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@underwear

Oct 26, 2020 at 8:12pm

Ok. We get it. You're kind of heavy in the loafers.
....but they're called panties.

Nope

Oct 27, 2020 at 7:49am

They may be called panties by some, but what woman accepts it? Undignified.

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@Nope

Oct 27, 2020 at 1:04pm

what woman accepts it?
Christina Hendricks.
I think she played "Joan" on Mad Men.
You can look up what she said.

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Dignified Woman

Oct 28, 2020 at 3:20am

They’re called fucking panties. Get over yourself. Even grannies wear them. In the UK they call them pants or knickers. They have all sorts of names and none of them are undignified. Quit being a walrus. No offence to walruses.

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