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Where can I get one? I have to visit my very opinionated family this weekend for a backyard barbeque and I'm dreading it. Two metre distancing and a mask won't be enough protection for this event. Maybe industrial gauge earplugs.

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Lie

Oct 22, 2020 at 5:12pm

Tell them you’re not feeling well. They won’t want you there and you can skip it without them knowing the real reason you don’t want to attend.

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You could just say you don't feel well

Oct 22, 2020 at 5:32pm

and don't want to get anyone else sick.

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Anonymous

Oct 22, 2020 at 7:27pm

Oh you poor thing, my heart aches for you. How about you just stay home? Maybe your family can survive the weekend without the gift of your exalted presence?

OP@ Lie

Oct 22, 2020 at 11:25pm

It wouldn't work. I've already used up all my credibility with fake migraine excuses in the past.

@Anonymous - Is that you, Mom?

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One thing I have noticed

Oct 23, 2020 at 12:08pm

about family events is that I'm never at them.

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