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Where can I get one? I have to visit my very opinionated family this weekend for a backyard barbeque and I'm dreading it. Two metre distancing and a mask won't be enough protection for this event. Maybe industrial gauge earplugs.


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Oct 22, 2020 at 5:12pm

Tell them you’re not feeling well. They won’t want you there and you can skip it without them knowing the real reason you don’t want to attend.

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You could just say you don't feel well

Oct 22, 2020 at 5:32pm

and don't want to get anyone else sick.

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Oct 22, 2020 at 7:27pm

Oh you poor thing, my heart aches for you. How about you just stay home? Maybe your family can survive the weekend without the gift of your exalted presence?

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Oct 22, 2020 at 11:25pm

It wouldn't work. I've already used up all my credibility with fake migraine excuses in the past.

@Anonymous - Is that you, Mom?

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One thing I have noticed

Oct 23, 2020 at 12:08pm

about family events is that I'm never at them.

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