Risky Business

My confession is I just realized not all businesses are the same and I am not sorry some of them are going under. Bars for example. These are places where you consume alcohol which is a poison that makes people do stupid things. No one ever got drunk and invented a labour-saving device or something useful. Alcohol makes risky things like fucking strangers seem fun. It's starting to seem weird that we ever thought bars were OK.

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No doubt

Oct 8, 2020 at 11:16am

some guys are downvoting this because they'd never get laid (for free) if it weren't for bars/clubs..

If you net search he word 'alcohol'

Oct 8, 2020 at 11:39am

you will see that it is from the photo-Hebrew / Assyrian words El (Spirit of) and Cohol or Ghoul (spooky, creepy, diabolical etc.

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I have...

Oct 8, 2020 at 1:54pm

... only ever had sex with strangers stone-cold sober, and I think bars are a lot of fun---karaoke, for example, had a bunch of friends, we'd do karaoke when I was in University.

While I don't drink much now, I don't really think alcohol is as big a problem as, say, central banking. As for the inventiveness of alcoholics, one semi-respectable hypothesis is the "beer before bread" theory, that it was the creation of beer that led to the development of settlements, civilization, etc.

The issue I have is that if I am a home owner, I should be able to run a bar for-profit, the provincial liquor monopoly is an antiquated relic.

Stranger Danger

Oct 8, 2020 at 2:25pm

Risk is what makes life fun, and danger bonds people together.

Not True

Oct 8, 2020 at 2:28pm

Lots of amazing things have happened through out the centuries while people have consumed alcohol.

Winston Churchill for one would drink a bottle of Scotch a day and he help plan and win WW2.

Also Shark week and South West Airlines all came across over some drinks.

I bet there are a lot more out there.

RU, A Member Of The Joy Luck Club?

Oct 8, 2020 at 4:01pm

Jezzus, welcome to the no fun zone, what a joyless boring turd you are.

mehmeh

Oct 8, 2020 at 4:26pm

Nothing important every invented. What about, uh, ethanol? you know the stuff that we use to sanitize everything? Why do you think it exists?

@what a joyless boring turd you are.

Oct 8, 2020 at 4:44pm

Most do not see things as they are. We see things as we are. And you speak as a turd. "Kerplunk !!!!"

Anonymous

Oct 8, 2020 at 4:55pm

Yes drinking makes you stupid. Everyone knows that. And almost everything fun is risky. And you are more likely to do risky things when you are in a stupid state. Therefore alcohol is necessary for fun. Bars are good. Logic.

booto

Oct 8, 2020 at 6:13pm

Chiming in- but seriously!> you must be some kind of puritan, Think of all the great literature and art that has been helped to the surface with a few drops, with good company in bars. Pollock, Hemmingway, Joyce, Francis Bacon. Even trappist monks knew how to distil up a good brew. All in moderation. Bars shutting will rip the soul out of an already increasingly souless city

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