Secret Agent Wife

My wife is eastern European and extremely attractive. People sometimes think she must be a spy...which is sort of true. In high school she worked at a sandwich shop called Spy's. Anyway I'm very lucky! But whenever we watch a film and the beautiful Russian spy woman is seducing the moron that should realize that she's definitely using him as a cover I start to feel a little insecure...

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I'd say congratulations

Oct 4, 2020 at 9:55pm

but this sounds more like a humble brag than a confession.

I think it's kind of exciting

Oct 4, 2020 at 10:01pm

to be having sex with a mysterious woman who could probably snap your neck with her thighs.
If she wanted to.

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It’s kind of

Oct 5, 2020 at 12:26am

a true cliché. I had spies in my family during the Soviet era in USSR and only just found out about it. It was totally common back then, but not really anymore so you’re probably safe ;)

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Anonymous

Oct 5, 2020 at 5:34am

The Decemberists wrote a good song about that

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Ironically too f-in' cute

Oct 5, 2020 at 10:25am

anyways it's another great day, some remain ignorantly blissful and others just so damn long spent desiderating on this lack of something, something so important it has to matter most.

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@I’d Say Congratulates

Oct 5, 2020 at 1:32pm

So you should, and never say “humble brag” ever again in your entire life.

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sounds like the wife wrote this

Oct 5, 2020 at 2:45pm

doesn't come across as something any normal married man says or writes about.

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@@I'd say

Oct 5, 2020 at 3:47pm

Humble brag Humble brag Humble brag Humble brag Humble brag Humble brag

Funny, this isn't something I've ever said -before this post, but when someone tells you not to, you think "Fuck You Asshole" and say it again.

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@sounds

Oct 5, 2020 at 3:51pm

XD
You're probably right, but then again guys feel all proud if they have a hot woman, like "I must be hot shit to score such a hot chick!"

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Show me a hot woman

Oct 5, 2020 at 10:55pm

and I show you a guy that’s tired of banging her

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