Go get an ocean kayak and the necessary gear. Kayak up the coast and build a little shack out of driftwood and sticks, and live the life as a subsistence gatherer.
You can't be an orca or elephant, but you can approximate the life style.

You want your own freedom yet even in animal form you desire to rule over everyone else in your pack.

Hopefully you lose the ego...

Is this a twist on Antinatalism? Has anyone read Thomas Ligotti? Maybe human consciousness is a giant misstep in human evolution?

You'd also be living in constant fear of being eaten by apex predators, suffer from untreated diseases, forced to brave extreme elements unsheltered, no guarantee of food sources, and no peaceful sleep because danger can come at any moment. We evolved to overcome these much worse living conditions. You really should appreciate life and what it's brought you, other life forms would kill for what we have.

... at being free of "misgoyny" in the animal kingdom. Go research primate mating.

I'm already a cougar.

What if you ended up being a mosquito? I’m pretty sure we don’t have a choice otherwise everyone would pick the best scenario.

I am already an octopus.

Fantastic piece of music from the Goonies sound track. The music video on YouTube is pretty sweet too! Performed by The Goon Squad. I might listen to my vinyl copy tonight. Cheers.