Crunchy Catter Myself

I judge people on two categories. Cat/Dog people. Crunchy/Smooth peanut butter people. Obviously Crunchy Cat people are the high end of humanity. Smooth Dog people are the low end.

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How about these two categories:

Nov 12, 2020 at 4:38pm

Devolutionary monkeys still stuck in the law of the jungle. That monkey mentality of alpha male rule and practicing predatory war on neighbouring monkeys to kill off other males and child monkeys so that the surviving females will mate with them => or evolutionary humans moving toward cooperation and Universal Love.

Judge me

Nov 12, 2020 at 5:04pm

What are your thoughts on Nutella turtle people?

@Judge

Nov 12, 2020 at 5:27pm

I think we could get along. Nothing wrong with either of those things.
@How, you kinda took it in a serious direction. So either I love Smooth Doggers or I get to mate with some filthy/fine primitive women? Hmm...what to choose.

Yes!

Nov 12, 2020 at 5:37pm

I’m a crunchy catter too!

Peanut Butter and Pets

Nov 12, 2020 at 6:15pm

Peanut butter eating pet owners are the absolute bottom end of society.

No fun Van

Nov 12, 2020 at 6:15pm

Jeez, you're not supposed to generalize haven't you heard?

But

Nov 12, 2020 at 7:53pm

Some people have one of each.

Halfway through

Nov 12, 2020 at 10:13pm

a peanut butter sandwich some years back I decided I had had enough peanut butter to last me a life time. All my pets are musical instruments.

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Yeah

Nov 12, 2020 at 10:14pm

you’re taking that way too seriously.

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Umm...

Nov 12, 2020 at 11:12pm

What if you like all of the above?

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