If I can't win by honesty...

I've been watching all these Just for Laugh videos on YouTube and it got me thinking. What if I hired a bunch of actors to 'randomly' encounter my missed connection and hype me up? I'm thinking like 'wise old woman' or 'friendly store clerk' who would somehow allude to me being the perfect life choice. I can't seem to convince the person any other way.


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Or ......

Nov 30, 2020 at 10:58pm

You can stop obsessing over this person and have some respect for yourself. This way you don't miss out on any new connections that actually believe you're worth connecting with. You'd be doing yourself a kindness if you do. They'll never do you any kindness, that's for sure.

If they can't see or care about your value for themselves, then nothing you do will ever convince them that you have value or make them care about you. In fact, whatever you do to try, they'll only take personal offense to it because you'd be "proving" them wrong.

Most people only care about being "right" and it doesn't matter if they are actually wrong. For some people the love of their ego will always come first. Love of a person is secondary.... maybe not even.

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Little Old Lady (lol)

Nov 30, 2020 at 11:13pm

*grabs arms*
Sweetheart, he's the one.
The one with the weird big toes.
*grips tighter*
And a wife.
He's the one for you.

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Too soon

Nov 30, 2020 at 11:34pm

...and the 2020 Bunny Boiler Award goes to...

Hooooly creepy psychos, Batman! I hope your crush moves away. Like, to another continent. Where harsh travel restrictions will keep you the f#ck out.
Anyhoo, I trust all that OP madness was actually sarcasm. Because if not then sommmbaaady caaall de pooleeeese...


Nov 30, 2020 at 11:53pm

you just have to accept that somebody you like is never going to like you back. It's like that for all of us.
Just shrug it off and move on.

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Lester B. Person

Dec 1, 2020 at 7:31am

She sees you when you're sleeping
She knows when you're awake...
Wait a minute!
She's hacked my phone!

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Having strangers hype you up

Dec 1, 2020 at 11:15am

is ok but not terribly efficient as your dream woman can easily disregard them. Hiring an actual friend of theirs, or someone who becomes their friend, is better.

Your plan is very strange

Dec 1, 2020 at 1:32pm

Maybe the reason that the other person isn't interested in you is because they can already sense that you have a screw loose, and they just don't want to get close to you.


Dec 1, 2020 at 7:35pm

If she's smart enough to have said 'no' to you already, then she's likely not dumb enough to take the advice of random strangers in regards to major life decisions.

Yes, I assumed you're a (straight) man. Tell me I'm wrong!


Dec 1, 2020 at 11:30pm

You say you dont think honesty would work.
Why is that ?
You need some actors to play a part in making you look honest and forthright, to get your gal.
Have you been shifty ?
Come clean and stop messing about or you will never get your " perfect life choice ".
No such thing as perfect by the way !
Doesn't exist.
Even a Rose is not perfect but still beautiful.

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Dec 2, 2020 at 8:50am

OP is "Idiot Joe" for sure.

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