Root issues

I just want to hug a giant tree trunk while it hugs me back and tells me I’m safe.

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Roger the Shrubber

Nov 13, 2020 at 8:45pm

These are dark times when ruffians roam across the land shouting 'nee' at old ladies. Take this shrubbery with you and with the grace of God, fulfill your destiny.

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Just did

Nov 13, 2020 at 10:35pm

after picking up some magic mushrooms on Davie St.

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Mr. Smith!

Nov 13, 2020 at 11:31pm

All the tree would have to say is "I am root". Lol pop culture references as humor and such.

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Shell Silverstein

Nov 13, 2020 at 11:39pm

I'd like to swing on a tree's branches and then sell its apples so I can make money. Then I'd chop it down for timber to build a home. Then, I'd like to have the temerity to come back and sit on its stump when I'm old after having exploited said tree for a lifetime.

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@ Shell Silverstein

Nov 14, 2020 at 7:30am

Not sure if everyone here will get the reference to the "Giving Tree". I threw that book out of my kid's collection when she was little because of the awful message it sent, noted in your comment.

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Sure, go ahead

Nov 14, 2020 at 8:46am

As, when you hug the tree, you get covered with bugs.

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TBH

Nov 14, 2020 at 2:24pm

I hear bears give way warmer hugs.

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Cat

Nov 19, 2020 at 2:30pm

I hug trees all the time and it feels good.And I don't care if people see me.

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