Lumps of Gravityposted December 4th, 2020 at 9:02 PM Guess it's lucky I'm married because I've become such a bitter asshole I don't think I could attract anyone else anyway. Show 12 Comments 12 Comments Post a Comment AnonymousDec 4, 2020 at 11:35pmAging is hard becoming elderly is fucking brutal. What made you bitter?Dec 5, 2020 at 12:28amAnd if you act like that around your spouse, she might leave you. CarefulDec 5, 2020 at 12:52amYour spouse could leave, you know, if you're too unbearable. Page TurnerDec 5, 2020 at 2:13amHow horrible for your spouse. And what a rotten reason to stay with her! I hope she DOES leave you. Maybe you can't do better. But, it's likely SHE can. I knowDec 5, 2020 at 1:18pmlots of increasingly bitter men. It feels like they are just now realizing their increasing age and mediocrity and are not dealing well with the fact that their influence and relevance, is waning. Some people deal with it better than others. AnonymousDec 5, 2020 at 1:38pmIf Dan Savage was here, he'd encourage your partner to have an open relationship. That seems like the solution through time, so unless you want that, you should probably make a but of an effort. Not trueDec 5, 2020 at 2:58pmI have a masochistic, self-destructive sister who would probably fall in love with you at first sight. You're exactly her type. I can hear the wedding bells already. (again...) @WhatDec 5, 2020 at 3:42pmHow do you know "she" might leave? Could very well be a "he" Laughter then just sad for youDec 5, 2020 at 6:53pmFirst read through I saw “better asshole” and I thought good for you, some self-reflection and growth! The re-read was not as exciting. @@WhatDec 5, 2020 at 9:37pmTrue. OP might be a gay dude. LOAD MORE Join the Discussion Your name Comment * your name What's your name?