Lumps of Gravity

Guess it's lucky I'm married because I've become such a bitter asshole I don't think I could attract anyone else anyway.


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Dec 4, 2020 at 11:35pm

Aging is hard becoming elderly is fucking brutal.

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What made you bitter?

Dec 5, 2020 at 12:28am

And if you act like that around your spouse, she might leave you.

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Dec 5, 2020 at 12:52am

Your spouse could leave, you know, if you're too unbearable.

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Page Turner

Dec 5, 2020 at 2:13am

How horrible for your spouse. And what a rotten reason to stay with her! I hope she DOES leave you. Maybe you can't do better. But, it's likely SHE can.

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Dec 5, 2020 at 1:18pm

lots of increasingly bitter men. It feels like they are just now realizing their increasing age and mediocrity and are not dealing well with the fact that their influence and relevance, is waning. Some people deal with it better than others.


Dec 5, 2020 at 1:38pm

If Dan Savage was here, he'd encourage your partner to have an open relationship. That seems like the solution through time, so unless you want that, you should probably make a but of an effort.

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Not true

Dec 5, 2020 at 2:58pm

I have a masochistic, self-destructive sister who would probably fall in love with you at first sight. You're exactly her type. I can hear the wedding bells already. (again...)

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Dec 5, 2020 at 3:42pm

How do you know "she" might leave? Could very well be a "he"

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Laughter then just sad for you

Dec 5, 2020 at 6:53pm

First read through I saw “better asshole” and I thought good for you, some self-reflection and growth! The re-read was not as exciting.

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Dec 5, 2020 at 9:37pm

True. OP might be a gay dude.

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