Dog Sh*t

I confess I cannot stand dog owners who bring their dogs out to sh*t and don't bag it and dispose of it. I work at a school and walking the field area today I encountered a dog dump. This is where kids play, you are a disgusting hopeless human, you are not worthy of your dog. Next in line are the freaks who pick up their steaming fresh newly manufactured dog sh*t, bag it and either leave it there or beside a garbage bin. Is there any way of calling out these selfish bastards?


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Jan 19, 2021 at 10:54pm

... are so weird about feces. Poop is a normal part of life. Every man, woman and dog poops!!! Dog shit is not manufactured, it evolves and is excreted.

6 38Rating: -32

S. Hart

Jan 19, 2021 at 10:55pm

I set up a fog horn just outside. I wait a couple seconds after the owner looks down at their phone... pretending their texting. Hope you brought two bags.

27 4Rating: +23

Park during first lockdown

Jan 19, 2021 at 11:24pm

I was out for a walk and resting on a bench. A dog came and pooped right in front of me, on the path. I looked questioningly at the owner and he said he'd forgotten his bags in the car and would go get one. Of course, he never came back....

16 3Rating: +13

Don't give a shit

Jan 20, 2021 at 12:01am

I don't have a dog and never have & probably never will (hrew up with cats) but I miss the days when people didn't have to put their dog shit (biodegradable matter) into plastic bags (a substance that will take at least hundreds of years, if not longer, to break down in a landfill).
Oh sure there are those special biodegradable plastic bags made from corn, but I suspect most are just using regular plastic bags. Yes, I've stepped in dog shit and it's annoying, but you learn to be more aware of where you're walking and that's a good thing. As is a world Not full of landfills of shit-filled plastic bags.

8 25Rating: -17

Completely disgusted as well

Jan 20, 2021 at 12:11am

I was thinking the same thing today, as I noticed huge dog turds along the path of my local park, while a few meters away the kids sled down the hill. There is also a splash fountain park for young kids at the bottom of the hill; where some waste will eventually filter down to by summer. Each summer, the news announces not to swim in the slow moving part of the river, as it is contaminated with high fecal coliform counts.
The dog walkers have pushed the boundaries as of late, letting their dogs run free. This is not an off leash park, and I will be calling the city for all that's worth.
I've spent time in California, and they had to crack down there finally when it started threaten human health. I'm a cat person, and apparently cat litter was also making it way deep into the water system. Huge fines, vs a slap on the wrist was the penalty.
Vancouver doesn't have the balls, neither does the rest of Canada.

16 4Rating: +12

Conor H.

Jan 20, 2021 at 1:21am

Put cayenne pepper all over your lawn within a few hours of when the parcel gets dropped of. Anything that burns really... spicy!! Or reverse it and make a sign begging them to purposely drop poop because you’re a scientist like that. Keep it PG... but make them aware you’re unstable/crazy af.

13 4Rating: +9


Jan 20, 2021 at 1:25am

Make a sign like.

“You know you’re a lazy careless s**t...
But we don’t. Yet.”

Give them a chance to pick themselves up.

At the end of the day some of those folks are too dumb to change anyway.

9 3Rating: +6

Funfor Everyone

Jan 20, 2021 at 1:31am

I pick it up when I see them put it beside the bin. Then I follow them home. Not stalking. Just returning something to it’s rightful owner. They’re gonna be pissed once those bags clog up their gutters. The itsy sh*tzy spider...

24 4Rating: +20

I. Van

Jan 20, 2021 at 1:51am

Buy dog. Train dog. Train dog to know what bad poop bag smells like. Get scent. Follow scent to perpetrator’s home. Command companion to return favour. Repeat until poop dropper understands.

14 3Rating: +11

G. K. Willy

Jan 20, 2021 at 2:01am

Sure it wasn’t human? The school near me... stoners are constantly pissing in corners. Kids play on their hands and knees the next day. Kids should have a little dirt in their lives but not where they draw their chalk drawings. I scared one of those stoners real good one time, mid stream. All I did was yell AWW YEAH in an aroused sounding bark... like a pervert in the bushes would. Boom. They ran off like chickens. Worked once. Might try it again. Nothing against pot. Just do it elsewhere.

19 6Rating: +13

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