Unchosen Celibacy

I never really saw myself as a particularly sexual person but since the pandemic started I realized how badly I need a dildo and a vibrator. How about a vibrating dildo? As sad as it is, I’ve never owned one.

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Anonymous

Jan 26, 2021 at 1:23am

Are you my missed connection? I'll amazon you one! Or ten! Or twenty! All sizes, vibrating, pulsating, lights, noises, celebrity voices, underwater, glow-in-the-dark, silicon, titanium! Or better yet choose me!!!

Why not

Jan 26, 2021 at 2:02am

You are free to try things out. It’s not that you get blind from pleasuring yourself so go and explore. Now with those things being out even at the CES it’s becoming more and more normal. People that have any objections can go pleasure themselves secretly in a corner.

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Dude

Jan 26, 2021 at 7:12am

Knock it off. It's not funny anymore

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Post good

Jan 26, 2021 at 7:30am

But porn bad

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Who cares?

Jan 26, 2021 at 7:54am

Honestly, good for you I guess, but why do people feel like this information always needs to be shared? Just buy one and shut up... or tell all your friends to look hot.... ugh

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Options

Jan 26, 2021 at 8:48am

That could be the thing, but check out the shops too (Vancouver, Commercial Drive). There are a lot of choices beyond the classic dill. Once you own one, you may never look back. Relief when you need it.

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Ownership is out of reach for some

Jan 26, 2021 at 8:56am

Have you considered renting?

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What you want...

Jan 26, 2021 at 11:02am

... is to go to a lawnmower shop and find a used lawnmower. Detached the engine and put your dildo on that thing. You can attach a regulator to control how many strokes/minute.

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Modern trigger words

Jan 26, 2021 at 1:01pm

"Unchosen Celibacy" is just way too close to "Involuntary Celibate" for my comfort. When OP started mentioning vibrators and dildos, my relief was palpable.

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why just a dildo?

Jan 26, 2021 at 1:07pm

Why not get a fleshlight too? Then you can do your back and front at the same time.

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