My fantasy is messed up

When I lay down for bed I secretly wish a women even an ugly one would sneak in my room and wake me up by lifting her dress and sitting on my face. I'll never have this happen but it keeps running through my mind. I should get help but it's embarrassing to talk about.


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Feb 21, 2021 at 11:33pm

what if she's a 'big girl' and you never wake up...

Tee Hee

Feb 22, 2021 at 12:26am

Hee Hee Hee heeeeeeeeeeeee

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Feb 22, 2021 at 1:17am

In my version she has a weak bladder and pees on my face.

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Nightmare No?

Feb 22, 2021 at 2:00am

What if you were Pinocchio and couldn’t stop lying every time she asked... “Do you think I’m pretty?”
Match made in heaven. Snaaaaap!!

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Don't worry

Feb 22, 2021 at 5:18am

As fantasies go, this one is pretty mild. Who knows, you could even have it come true if you get a girlfriend and ask her to act it out. I'm a woman and it wouldn't bother me.

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Feb 22, 2021 at 9:16am

fantasies about being assaulted, maybe some therapy is warranted.


Feb 22, 2021 at 10:44am

Fantasies are fantasies and they're very personal.I don't have any issue with fantasies but the fact that you said "even an ugly one" makes you a jerk.Why even say that?? Trust me when I say your fantasy doesn't require psychological counseling but perhaps you could use a bit more tact before labeling women as "ugly".Maybe you're 'ugly".


Feb 22, 2021 at 11:19am

You don’t need help if the dishes are getting done.

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I get it

Feb 22, 2021 at 11:38am

It is embarrassing to shout out at the office or on the bus, yes, but it is not an inherently unusual or bad idea to consider your face a potentially welcome landing spot for a horny woman.
But I suspect that having this actually happen like that is like step 28 of the plan, the first step being to get yourself into a presentable and stable condition to be eligible for intimate relationships.
Not impossible though. Why do you think it will never happen? If you think it will never happen then it probably won't.

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Monty Python

Feb 22, 2021 at 12:51pm

There is a song called “Sit on my face and tell me that you love me” by Monty Python. Don’t be embarrassed as this is just one way to perform fellatio.
If you enjoy that then you are officially awesome in my books.

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