... safety inspection.

better than finding him under your bed with a fleshlight?

I crown you today’s winner of the Internet.

Thank you very much. I'd upvote you but then I'd have to downvote you because I'm also the Balancer.

your being a hole. knock it off. some people like seeing vote scale

Well, that's almost a sentence. But I'll give you a bonus point because you didn't say 'literally'.

Get a freaking life.

Yes there is obviously tampering going on with votes this month, someone has a lot of time to waste it seems.

... the look on his face was pretty damn sheepish.
I was pretty young and didn't know my rights.

It was "the equalizer" with the fleshlight.

Cut that shit out