Two Can Play

Padded Bras. Invisible bra straps. Well, I've been prancing about with a ball of socks in my undies. I can deceive just as well.

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So basically

Feb 17, 2021 at 9:46pm

You want a chick with big boobs?

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wow dude

Feb 17, 2021 at 9:53pm

so you’ve been flaunting your giant elephant balls.

better yet, you’re prancing around with a homemade codpiece.

I hope, most importantly, that YOU are happy.

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You Forgot

Feb 17, 2021 at 10:04pm

To mention the 6 layers of makeup

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2 can dine

Feb 17, 2021 at 10:22pm

For $9.99... Well okay...One can dine for $9.99. As long as a burger and only a burger is what you consider "dining". But jeez when you said "going out for dinner"... well excuse me for thinking it'd not be in a friggin' BUS SHELTER!!

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@@ can dine

Feb 17, 2021 at 11:55pm

A decade ago a young international student tried to romance me with those 2 can dine McDonald's coupons. It didn't work exactly, and I'm not sure if the gesture says more about her or me. I did eat that crap at the time.

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Anonymous

Feb 18, 2021 at 12:24am

Yeah, because sex is what women really want from a man.

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Anonymous

Feb 18, 2021 at 12:36am

Agreed that the way some women look is so artificial. The culture that creates this fakeness is kept alive by both women and men who buy into it. So sure, pad your pants, but change the way you think and talk about women too.

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@Op

Feb 18, 2021 at 12:38am

You forgot to mention the Spanx too.

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And from a female perspective...

Feb 18, 2021 at 3:19am

Okay, so, heterosexual men are boob and/or butt guys when it comes to what attracts them to a lady - it's a given, it's evolutionary biology, and it's A-okay. It's the reason why push-up/padded bras were invented in the first place (deep dive on female fashion design...don't get me started on pockets). But, just to clear it up, there is VERY FEW women who are seeking men who appear "erect" in their pants when they are walking down the street. I mean, we appreciate an erection at the appropriate time and place but it's not the same thing, not even biologically speaking (women are attracted to other masculine attributes that have nothing to do with genitals).
And to everyone saying "you forgot makeup, you forgot Spanx" just cut it out. You think that women do their hair, makeup, wear garments JUST to attract a guy? Think again. It's not even to impress other women. Most of us girls choose to do this stuff because it makes us feel good and is part of self-care. Wanna argue that? Fine - maybe men should stop shaving, wearing cologne (definitely should stop wearing "manly" body spray), stop buying the latest cars/tech products/recreational and hobby gear.

Spinal tap cucumber

Feb 18, 2021 at 4:57am

I've heard of theses female crotch gawkers or whatever it's called

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