Hmmm...seems someone's got sex on the brain. Who could have put it there? Could it be...?

Could be the man with the wooden leg.
Ooooh spicy
Get over yourself.

for 41 years. Then maybe you'll have something to complain/worry about.

I had the hots for a woman who seemed to be more interested in table legs. I don't know if there were any winners in that story (maybe the table)?

Table legs. What? That blows my mind, but there are odd fetishes out there. Some people like feet (no thanks), others like to get it on with a corpse.

You don't seem like you're in a rush, if you can wait until next year?

But 22 years is long enough. I was 48 at that last event.

I went about 5 yrs and was ok with it, being happy in one's own skin is what counts
Then I met someone and it just happened. Was good but I am glad it didn't rule my life.

Last time I had sex was 20 years ago.