Nightmare or Fantasy?

I dreamt that I was begging my ex to have sex with me and when he teased me with kisses and a rock hard erection but refused to remove his clothes, I reached down his pants, detached his dick and went into another room to fuck myself with it while he washed my dishes.

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nightmare

Mar 2, 2021 at 1:41pm

ha!

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gender switch

Mar 2, 2021 at 3:24pm

and here's one that would never get posted.

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My expert psychoanalysis diagnosis: Penis envy.

Mar 2, 2021 at 4:18pm

Taking his dick, having him in the kitchen doing your dishes, and getting off by it, is your subconscious desire to emasculate him because you feel weak and powerless in your own gender role.

Anonymous

Mar 2, 2021 at 4:51pm

I never dream about my ex because its long been over.
Good for me.

5 4Rating: +1

David Cronenberg called

Mar 2, 2021 at 6:27pm

He wants his mescaline back

10 2Rating: +8

That was fun to read

Mar 2, 2021 at 7:52pm

The upvotes are from readers hoping you are our ex.

6 2Rating: +4

Opprah Winfall

Mar 2, 2021 at 7:59pm

Are you Phil Hartman’s ex-wife? Thought you’d still be in prison for that... Sam Kinison makes a good point about genitalia being attached. That’s the only real reason you put up with marriage.
“Hey, Honey. Can I go out tonight with the guys?!”
“She said no f*in’ way... ya she’s got my d*ck.”

8 2Rating: +6

@David Cronenberg.

Mar 2, 2021 at 8:02pm

The actor or the director? The Fly had an amazing director! But the actor who played the bad guy in Night Breed was excellent!......oh wait a minute. They may be the same person.

6 2Rating: +4

Sig F

Mar 2, 2021 at 9:37pm

What did your ex take away from you that you want to take back from him?

4 6Rating: -2

My "ex" exited real quick

Mar 2, 2021 at 10:51pm

Like about 5 days(in March). Yet in that short time she managed to abscond with my balls pride and pictures

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