Dream Boobs

I had a vivid dream I was scrolling through Facebook and my dream person had updated their profile picture to a topless picture. WOW! Can you even do that?? I immediately scrolled past because I was in public (in my dream) and felt super excited to wake up and check this out in real life (and definitely download the photo). When I awoke I immediately looked them up on FB...but the dream world is not the real world.


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Do the Math

Apr 21, 2021 at 8:59pm



Apr 21, 2021 at 10:32pm

No you can't do that on FB, but maybe your friend has a secret Friends Only account? You never know these days, everyone's looking for their, "side hustle".

So glad...

Apr 21, 2021 at 10:51pm

... I'm not your dream person. You sound really creepy.

I've only got two things

Apr 22, 2021 at 5:08am

to say - put your shirt on sit down and shut the fuck up

@So glad...

Apr 22, 2021 at 8:54am

You're blaming the OP for... a dream they had no control over or choice in, and being an inherently sexual creature like all post-puberty human beings are, and for not hurting anyone at all...?

Your reply seems at least an order of magnitude creepier than any of that. It might be time to do a bit of work on those Victorian-era ultra-repressive and judgy sexual beliefs, as well as the distorted and frankly delusional perception that entirely harmless actions equal harm, or are somehow "creepy".



Apr 22, 2021 at 9:50am

Before all the hate pours in,remember this is a dream.You can't police your dreams!!!! And before the judgements come rushing in as this person being creepy,who amongst us is perfect and hasn't checked someone out on social media.This person had a dream people,chill out with the judgements.

@So Glad

Apr 22, 2021 at 10:42am

Do you hate yourself so much, that you think no one would ever find you attractive?


Apr 22, 2021 at 10:58am

Or phone, punch in 5318008


Apr 22, 2021 at 11:52am

Creeeeepy af, OP.


Apr 22, 2021 at 12:33pm

Dreaming itself isn't creepy... what's weird is writing "i wanna see boobs 8D" like a pubescent teen to a message board full of adults(?)

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