Give me all the shorter guys that you don't want

I fantasize about my smoking hot married 5'6" boss because my boyfriend's size makes some positions painful or impossible...let's just say his middle circumference is in the "danger zone" on any health chart. Men, don't worry about that arbitrary 6' limit you encounter in the minefield of online dating. I would have gotten together with a shorter guy but I never met a non-married one who likes me as a person. (Married ones, though...oh boy, they follow me around like I'm leading them on a great adventure...like when they're around me they're just....happy....) Ladies, you don't know what you're missing.

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Apr 26, 2021 at 4:39pm

A dude.

I am confused

Apr 26, 2021 at 4:47pm

Besides the fact that length and girth are two different things, are you suggesting that a man's height is correlative to the size of his equipment? Because if you think a short man is going to have the small equipment you are looking for, you may end up wildly disappointed.

Litterbox

Apr 26, 2021 at 5:30pm

Fat shaming and humblebragging is not a good vibe.

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Hate to say it but

Apr 26, 2021 at 5:47pm

I think what you’re experiencing is that short guys = more desperate = more attention for you. Sorry :/

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We know

Apr 26, 2021 at 5:52pm

We are missing dealing with ‘small man syndrome’. Tiny men driving loud cars, huge over-compensating trucks and noisy motorbikes.....Along with all the other psychological baggage small men carry. No thanks...U can have all of them.

Anonymous

Apr 26, 2021 at 6:12pm

I'm led to believe that a shorter man wrote this, but then again I had a friend that claimed her boyfriend was too tall, and things were rather awkward in bed.

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Interesting

Apr 26, 2021 at 8:58pm

I’ve had relationships with very tall men and very short men. Penis size varied with all of them, with some really big guys having average ones, and a couple of short guys having larger than average ones. Unfortunately I’ve definitely found that many short guys do have some “small man syndrome” attitudes, which made them much less attractive, because their personality sucked. For all of the short guys claiming that they’re not getting dates just because of their height, perhaps you should consider that it might be your defensive attitude that’s the real problem.

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Curious George

Apr 26, 2021 at 9:46pm

As a short man that doesn't have small man syndrome.... because it's usually someone else's problem and not my problem , honestly even if fiction this was spectacular to read. Thx ;)

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I've dated both short and tall

Apr 26, 2021 at 9:52pm

There is zero correlation between height and junk size/girth. Short guys do feel like they have to try harder though, which is not necessarily a bad thing. In my experience, they are more likely to cheat though, with just about anyone who will give them the time of day.

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@Written

Apr 26, 2021 at 11:15pm

It gets really tiring when a woman says she wants to meet a nice guy etc, and the cynical posters claim "written by a dude". And get's 100% thumbs up.
Yet, if the opposite happens- 90% thumbs down.

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