...are by far my favourite bird. Mainly because they are the closest thing to a dog in the aviary world. They doddle around like dogs, they’re smart like dogs, and given time, they learn to recognize faces. So boo to your budgie; I’m sticking with the ubiquitous crow.


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May 8, 2021 at 4:58pm

crows and ravens are most impressive creatures. intelligent, empathetic, serene. they're an assuring presence. if i want cute, i prefer pigeons and their disarming coos. i appreciate the common birds.

except for seagulls. they have stolen a croissant, ruined my poutine, and wrecked many coats. fuck seagulls.

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I thought...

May 8, 2021 at 5:01pm

... that you said cows, and I was agreeing.

I love cows. God's perfect animal. If we were all cows, there would be no wars!

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T. Rickster

May 8, 2021 at 6:06pm

Aren’t Ravens more creative. Crows are just copycats. Mimicry is mediocre. Plus, I think they’re cannibals, no? I hope I’m mistaken.

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Crows are...

May 8, 2021 at 8:30pm

like the 5th most intelligent animal on the planet. If you want to avoid getting dive bombed during nesting season, throw them a handful of cat food or peanuts. But once you start feeding them you'll have to continue to do so, they'll be expecting a treat when they see you and will bomb you if you don't ante up.

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May 8, 2021 at 8:57pm

Ravens are the aloof artsy types, crows work the’s a living..

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May 8, 2021 at 9:33pm

Cows ARE utterly delicious. My mouth is watering...

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S. Crowe

May 9, 2021 at 3:50am

I think I might actually buy a selfie stick now! Wave it around... that’ll scare ‘em. Fifth most intelligent animal? Yet a scare crow keeps them at bay? Can’t be that “smart”. Rating species intelligence is like rating the top ten rappers. Biggie. No PAC. No! Ja Rule.

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May 9, 2021 at 8:39pm

should do a little google search before spouting drivel and proving the crow has more intelligence than you.

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May 9, 2021 at 9:55pm

Who is always perched on the sad “scare” crow?

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Mr. Smith!

May 10, 2021 at 3:30pm

That movie The Crow from 1994 was amazing! Really liked the movie and soundtrack.

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