Honesty Prize

I could have so much fun! Instead I was honest with women about my relationship status. What did I win for that? Nothing! At least not the perks I would have received had I lied.

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Yuck

Jun 1, 2021 at 5:23am

I hope your partner finds the love they deserve, ‘cause it ain’t you.

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Gutter Head

Jun 1, 2021 at 6:27am

If you prefer the perks of being single and non committed over the perks of being in a relationship, then do yourself and your current partner a favor and leave. As for being honest rather than being a liar, the self-respect gained by doing right and honorable action should be it's own reward.

23 3Rating: +20

You get the prize

Jun 1, 2021 at 8:36am

Yes, you get the prize for being such a stand-up guy. What a peach. The women who turned you down obviously just didn’t appreciate “such a nice honest guy”. How awful of them, to deny you so much fun.

17 1Rating: +16

northislandgal

Jun 1, 2021 at 8:39am

I hope she finds out how much you would LOVE to lie

10 2Rating: +8

you're an asshole....

Jun 1, 2021 at 10:18am

...who wants a prize for not being an asshole

20 3Rating: +17

Anonymous

Jun 1, 2021 at 10:37am

I guess it will just be you and an ovenful of bacon then...

10 1Rating: +9

"Oh what tangled webs we weave in our efforts to deceive"

Jun 1, 2021 at 11:41am

that will never bring inner-life peace of mind. Suggest you take a look at the man-in-the-mirror and get a life.

16 2Rating: +14

MMMMnnn

Jun 1, 2021 at 4:36pm

Bacon

3 2Rating: +1

Ugh

Jun 1, 2021 at 5:21pm

Those "perks" would be sexual assault, as you would be defrauding people in order to get them to agree to have sex with you, which negates consent (someone can't consent to something they don't know they are consenting to, the classic example is covert condom removal, but the same principles apply here). So no. Big no.

10 9Rating: +1

@Ugh

Jun 2, 2021 at 2:36am

So... the woman who lied that she and her boyfriend were in an open relationship sexually assaulted me? Or does it only work one way?

5 0Rating: +5

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