How to go about it?

I have had wonderful luck with women, over the years. Not bragging. It was my good fortune. Now, I am in my 70's, and with COVID, I haven't met a woman partner for more than a years. I have been "helping myself" with my hand, but I miss the contact with another person. I know that the sex trade is the world's oldest profession, and that millions and millions of men and women participate. I never have. Mostly, because it was not necessary, because I was always uneasy with the idea, and probably because my family never approved of it, although not on any religious grounds. I'd like to have a relationship with a woman who will help me, with her hand, two or three times a week. But I don't know how to go about it. I don't want to deal with a pimp. And I don't want to go to a massage parlor. I'm not sure what's possible.

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Fellow Anonymous Confessionists

May 15, 2021 at 11:37pm

Tell me how to get some.

This belongs in the Savage Love column.

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Sad

May 16, 2021 at 12:27pm

Its sad that in this part of the world people have such immature and prudish views about sex. In many places the needs of older and infirmed people have the option of sexual therapy. Meanwhile, here in the west we have the notion that anyone that isn't hot shouldn't be having sex. We look down on male sexuality as universally "gross" and sabotage female sexuality as "slutty". No wonder people are so sexually repressed here. Ive never been to city where people are so uptight about sex. Even in Calgary they have more and better sex im certain.

Grow the fuck up people. And to the OP, I hope you find what you are looking for and I would suggest looking into a sexual surrogate.

See was that hard? To have compassion for one of our elders? Jerks

ok boomer

May 16, 2021 at 1:18pm

You've been lucky with women your entire life and now you need to ask the internet how to get a hand job

It's not about a lack of compassion.

May 16, 2021 at 1:19pm

It's about the fact that the Op seeking suggestions as to how to procure prostitution services doesn't belong on an Anonymous Confessions site.

My Belief

May 16, 2021 at 1:31pm

is once a a**hole as child, he or she will always be an a**hole even as adults except they get better at hiding it in order to influence and manipulate people. This geriatric should be more concerned with what his legacy in the world will be and not looking ways to get off but probably there exists more of this type than the former in this society.

Can't imagine

May 16, 2021 at 2:22pm

prioritizing my casual sexual needs over women's safety during COVID. Wow.

Oh, how sad for you

May 16, 2021 at 3:02pm

I mean that to be read with an eye roll at the end of it. By “wonderful luck with women”, I take it that you had plenty and just assumed that would last forever. Just like so many other sad, old players crying the blues when their “luck” (ie, looks and charm) runs out. Sorry buddy, but you made your bed…

I’m convinced

May 16, 2021 at 4:06pm

that people who roll their eyes are sociopaths.

@can't imagine

May 16, 2021 at 7:45pm

You tell em' Karen.

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World's oldest profession?

May 16, 2021 at 8:22pm

You mean the world's oldest way men have exploited women.

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