I stir the pot a littleposted May 9th, 2021 at 10:38 AM Each time a crow dive bombs me, I throw pretend rocks at them. They go crazy. Now we're even! Show 13 Comments 13 Comments Post a Comment I really wouldn't recommend doing thatMay 9, 2021 at 5:17pmCrows actually remember human faces, and communicate to their crow-communities (somehow) "descriptions" of humans who regularly do things like that.I had a little stint in 2009-ish where I would playfully swat at (not actually swat, but in the general direction of) crows around the block with a badminton racket. This only happened for a few days cumulatively, but literally the entire community of crows for like a 25+ square block radius all had me "red-flagged" for literaly an entire half-year at least, and would viciously caw at + occasionally dive bomb me, even when I wasn't near any of their nests. And do that while following me everywhere.lol No, no, noMay 9, 2021 at 6:48pmJust feed them a few peanuts. Then you'll be their friend forever and won't dive bomb you. They never...May 9, 2021 at 7:06pm... dive bomb me. Alpha male here. *Flex* There's likely a reason.May 9, 2021 at 7:41pmAt this time of year, they are often nesting or guarding fledglings just out of the nest. You can't always see the baby crows. They walk around on the on the ground or in the bushes, while the parents are up in trees, waiting to dive bomb anything that gets near. I had to deal with it annually as someone responsible for a public facility with some big trees around it. It helped when people knew what was up, vs. thinking they've just been attacked by mad crows. @no, no, noMay 9, 2021 at 8:08pmThose are MY peanuts. Not doing that. That's crazy. You should be chargedMay 9, 2021 at 8:14pmYou sound like a real charming piece of work, your mommy raised you well.That's cruelty against animals.You're a HORRIBLE human being.Don't worry, a murder of crows will come and shit on you and your tent in the park. I agree withMay 9, 2021 at 10:21pm“I really wouldn’t recommend...” Don’t fuck with crows. @You should be something somethingMay 10, 2021 at 4:12amYou should be charged for non-sense. @You should be chargedMay 10, 2021 at 6:04amYou sound crazy. Why side with the crows instead of the humans? Lock people away for throwing pretend rocks? Haha It's like the emperor who had no clothes. AnonymousMay 10, 2021 at 6:42amThere was an app for hotspots of crow dive-bombs in Vancouver.Yes they remember - there was one near Olympic village that didn't like me. my cat used to follow me on walks and they gave him a real hard time. LOAD MORE Join the Discussion Your name Comment * your name What's your name?