a live Gerbil that got in through the open backdoor ?

.. did acid with someone once and she said that's the sensation she was having.

would you :-)

In Paradise, no-one is constipated.

That's likely IBS. Feeling it can lead to it causing constant pain. It's likely stress related, so if anything, your body is calling on you to take more care of yourself - whatever that looks like for you, however you can.