Where are my lemons?
posted September 28th, 2021 at 5:52 AM
My tree is no longer producing lemon fruit and I am frustrated and upset. I think I will have to cut this tree down to find closure.
posted September 28th, 2021 at 5:52 AM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
You were there, solo. You're tall and cute and sweet and funny. The highlight of my night,...
19 Comments
Post a CommentLimonata
Sep 28, 2021 at 1:48pm
I hope you are able to attain the closure you need and get to the bottom of why the barrenness of this "tree" is so emotionally draining.
Now I have
Sep 28, 2021 at 3:36pm
Lemon Tree by the Move playing in my head.
Anonymous
Sep 28, 2021 at 4:54pm
you're pruning too much.
That's not your tree
Sep 28, 2021 at 5:00pm
And those weren't your lemons. You deserve it.
Lemon and mint
Sep 28, 2021 at 6:00pm
That season has closed probably for the best.
Leave the lemon tree alone we bloody need all the trees we can get now !
Save the planet man :)
Breath some fresh air again.
Are you kidding?
Sep 28, 2021 at 6:17pm
You're just going to kill the tree out of vindictive spite? Karma's a bitch, you'll find out
Lemon Tree...
Sep 28, 2021 at 6:50pm
Very pretty and the lemon flower was sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon tree is no longer available to eat. Oh lemon tree.
The world needs more trees
Sep 28, 2021 at 8:08pm
not less.
green thumb
Sep 28, 2021 at 8:16pm
That's a little extreme isn't it? The reason your tree has not bore fruit is most likely due to lack of nutrients and/or sunlight. Go on youtube or google what citrus fruit trees need. They're not the easiest thing to take care of and expect to grow fruit in this climate.
As they say
Sep 29, 2021 at 12:01am
When life gives you a lemon tree, exploit the shit out of it. When it stops producing, raze it and pave a parking lot.
Yup, someone said that.
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