Where are my lemons?

My tree is no longer producing lemon fruit and I am frustrated and upset. I think I will have to cut this tree down to find closure.

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Limonata

Sep 28, 2021 at 1:48pm

I hope you are able to attain the closure you need and get to the bottom of why the barrenness of this "tree" is so emotionally draining.

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Now I have

Sep 28, 2021 at 3:36pm

Lemon Tree by the Move playing in my head.

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Anonymous

Sep 28, 2021 at 4:54pm

you're pruning too much.

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That's not your tree

Sep 28, 2021 at 5:00pm

And those weren't your lemons. You deserve it.

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Lemon and mint

Sep 28, 2021 at 6:00pm

That season has closed probably for the best.
Leave the lemon tree alone we bloody need all the trees we can get now !
Save the planet man :)
Breath some fresh air again.

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Are you kidding?

Sep 28, 2021 at 6:17pm

You're just going to kill the tree out of vindictive spite? Karma's a bitch, you'll find out

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Lemon Tree...

Sep 28, 2021 at 6:50pm

Very pretty and the lemon flower was sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon tree is no longer available to eat. Oh lemon tree.

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The world needs more trees

Sep 28, 2021 at 8:08pm

not less.

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green thumb

Sep 28, 2021 at 8:16pm

That's a little extreme isn't it? The reason your tree has not bore fruit is most likely due to lack of nutrients and/or sunlight. Go on youtube or google what citrus fruit trees need. They're not the easiest thing to take care of and expect to grow fruit in this climate.

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As they say

Sep 29, 2021 at 12:01am

When life gives you a lemon tree, exploit the shit out of it. When it stops producing, raze it and pave a parking lot.
Yup, someone said that.

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