Bring Your “A” Game, Paradigm Shift, Visioneering, Decruitment, Rightsizing, Actionable Analytics, Meta, Personal Journey, It’s in our DNA, Cadense, Stake in the Ground, Think Outside of the Box, Value-added Proposition, Seamless Integration, I could go on. Who wants to admit they're largely mediocre, so the business community will give themselves a lit of smart/cool sounding phrases, but hey, I'm not a… team player!

bulge in my pants

Now belongs to capitalism. You are our machine now. Buy buy buy spend spend spend debt debt work work

When I hear people complaining about not investing.

"disrupter"
"pivot"
"passive income"
"influencer"
and the biggest lie of all: "green"

No-ones ever said that to me before, sounds exciting!

safe space, problematic, trigger.

Ugh. Get the f**k on with life.