Cringe

“Unlock value for shareholders” phrase makes me retch.

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Anonymous

Nov 25, 2021 at 5:52pm

Bring Your “A” Game, Paradigm Shift, Visioneering, Decruitment, Rightsizing, Actionable Analytics, Meta, Personal Journey, It’s in our DNA, Cadense, Stake in the Ground, Think Outside of the Box, Value-added Proposition, Seamless Integration, I could go on. Who wants to admit they're largely mediocre, so the business community will give themselves a lit of smart/cool sounding phrases, but hey, I'm not a… team player!

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Nov 25, 2021 at 8:52pm

bulge in my pants

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Your soul

Nov 26, 2021 at 12:44am

Now belongs to capitalism. You are our machine now. Buy buy buy spend spend spend debt debt work work

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I cringe

Nov 26, 2021 at 1:52am

When I hear people complaining about not investing.

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Don't forget...

Nov 26, 2021 at 4:06am

"disrupter"
"pivot"
"passive income"
"influencer"
and the biggest lie of all: "green"

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Flutter

Nov 26, 2021 at 11:44am

No-ones ever said that to me before, sounds exciting!

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How about

Nov 26, 2021 at 4:06pm

safe space, problematic, trigger.

Ugh. Get the f**k on with life.

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