I still chew bubblegum

I ride the bus too. You know how that bubblegum gets under the seat, right? I'm that guy.

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Very handy

Dec 9, 2021 at 5:38pm

When you are riding the bus but you are out of gum and jonesing for a chew, one is just an arm's length away.

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Anonymous

Dec 9, 2021 at 6:36pm

I bet you leave the toilet seat up too

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Anonymous

Dec 9, 2021 at 6:58pm

thanks for doing that! I'm the guy that removes it and pops it in his mouth for those last few chews. there's always a few left to go!

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Anonymous

Dec 10, 2021 at 12:18am

Hey bubble head keep the gum in your mouth.
So gross.
Hate gum :)

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Not the sharpest tool…

Dec 10, 2021 at 1:59am

My… the gumption of a few. I think the wrong people are getting stabbed on transit. You could always plug the wound with your fat wad?

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Uhhhh

Dec 10, 2021 at 7:58am

Alright... Thanks Bob McCovid

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Ugh

Dec 10, 2021 at 9:20am

You're legit why we can't have nice things. Grow up.

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So why not -

Dec 10, 2021 at 11:19am

- wrap it up and stick it in your pocket, or somewhere even darker perhaps?

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@Anonymous

Dec 10, 2021 at 11:37am

I piss in the sink.

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@so why not

Dec 10, 2021 at 6:21pm

Yeah, then he can still blow bubbles!

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