…you could also fall off the ski lift, or over a cliff.

I hope this helps.

get run down by a bear that happens to be a better skier than you.

I'm afraid to walk the seawall in case I get eaten by an orca

cross- country skiing.

I'm 60 but I still ski like a 12 year old: FAST! I can't seem to help it. I go snowshoeing instead of risking serious injury. Too many people on the slopes anyway.

I don’t want to run into a bear or get eaten by a tree.

Bears are hibernating in winter.

The risk of running into our holier-than-thou prime sinister Turdeau is more likely.

Yeti creatures, never enough time, never enough jumps!!

either on the Grouse grind, hiking Seymour or snowshoeing at Cypress with sneakers and fashionable jeans. Perhaps try Switzerland for winter sports, less bears more snobs…kinda like you. Beware of the rain, you might drown.