…you could also fall off the ski lift, or over a cliff.
I hope this helps.
Or...
Dec 7, 2021 at 9:15pm
get run down by a bear that happens to be a better skier than you.
Banjo
Dec 8, 2021 at 5:36am
I'm afraid to walk the seawall in case I get eaten by an orca
Maybe try
Dec 8, 2021 at 5:39am
cross- country skiing.
My fear of skiing
Dec 8, 2021 at 2:07pm
I'm 60 but I still ski like a 12 year old: FAST! I can't seem to help it. I go snowshoeing instead of risking serious injury. Too many people on the slopes anyway.
Free ski
Dec 8, 2021 at 3:53pm
I don’t want to run into a bear or get eaten by a tree.
Anonymous
Dec 8, 2021 at 4:38pm
Bears are hibernating in winter.
Justin Flation
Dec 8, 2021 at 5:06pm
The risk of running into our holier-than-thou prime sinister Turdeau is more likely.
Nightmarish
Dec 8, 2021 at 8:01pm
Yeti creatures, never enough time, never enough jumps!!
Another lost tourist
Dec 9, 2021 at 11:25am
either on the Grouse grind, hiking Seymour or snowshoeing at Cypress with sneakers and fashionable jeans. Perhaps try Switzerland for winter sports, less bears more snobs…kinda like you. Beware of the rain, you might drown.
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Post a CommentDon’t forget…
Dec 7, 2021 at 8:21pm
…you could also fall off the ski lift, or over a cliff.
I hope this helps.
Or...
Dec 7, 2021 at 9:15pm
get run down by a bear that happens to be a better skier than you.
Banjo
Dec 8, 2021 at 5:36am
I'm afraid to walk the seawall in case I get eaten by an orca
Maybe try
Dec 8, 2021 at 5:39am
cross- country skiing.
My fear of skiing
Dec 8, 2021 at 2:07pm
I'm 60 but I still ski like a 12 year old: FAST! I can't seem to help it. I go snowshoeing instead of risking serious injury. Too many people on the slopes anyway.
Free ski
Dec 8, 2021 at 3:53pm
I don’t want to run into a bear or get eaten by a tree.
Anonymous
Dec 8, 2021 at 4:38pm
Bears are hibernating in winter.
Justin Flation
Dec 8, 2021 at 5:06pm
The risk of running into our holier-than-thou prime sinister Turdeau is more likely.
Nightmarish
Dec 8, 2021 at 8:01pm
Yeti creatures, never enough time, never enough jumps!!
Another lost tourist
Dec 9, 2021 at 11:25am
either on the Grouse grind, hiking Seymour or snowshoeing at Cypress with sneakers and fashionable jeans. Perhaps try Switzerland for winter sports, less bears more snobs…kinda like you. Beware of the rain, you might drown.
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