Just because someone hasn’t had a positive test doesn’t mean that they don’t have it. It’s really hard to get a proper test when you’re too sick to go out. The rapid tests seem to be notoriously unreliable. I’ve been sick for 3 weeks and I haven’t been tested because there’s really no point. I know I’ve got it, and the people you’re complaining about probably do too.

Send your thoughts and prayers for their symptomless condition. Hypochondriacs are thriving in these times at the expense of the rest of us.