This is not a PSA

I know I shouldn’t stare into the microwave to see how my food is doing. But.. I do it anyway. I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to watch Pizza Pops to see if they pop/explode in your microwave…. Idk I prefer taquitos. I can’t remember how to do long division. This is a PSA.

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Don't worry...

Jan 7, 2022 at 2:07pm

... if you are eating taquitos and using the microwave for anything but reheating home-made soup, you probably were never very good at math anyway.

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Waving it up

Jan 7, 2022 at 3:07pm

Try doing scrambled eggs in the microwave.
It's looks like a science experiment gone wrong.
Tastes gross and a weird consistency.
I agree microwaves are for reheating not cooking :)

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Pure poetry

Jan 7, 2022 at 4:30pm

I don't know whether this is or isn't a PSA, but I enjoyed this stoner confession.

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Meh

Jan 7, 2022 at 10:20pm

Big deal. I’ve been staring into microwaves since I was 15 and so far haven’t gotten a brain tumour yet.

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Dull as dishwater

Jan 8, 2022 at 2:58am

Does anyone have a proper confession?

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@Dull

Jan 8, 2022 at 11:37pm

Yes, lots of us have something real to talk about, but apparently that’s no longer wanted on here.

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Lool

Jan 10, 2022 at 8:54am

Enjoyed this thoroughly, thanks !

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Anonymous

Jan 10, 2022 at 6:46pm

To save your eyes, point your cell phone camera into the microwave and watch the screen.

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