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Mammals go into heat… except for humans apparently?! I call bullshit. I am most definitely not cool right now. I am tired, I want someone to touch me and not annoy me and I want someone here - but that also feels overwhelming and scary and this is incredibly uncomfortable. Is there an off switch to this? Do I just need to drink an exorbitant amount of soy milk? Cold shower? Shudder. No thanks. Testosterone sucks. This really sucks.

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Anonymous

May 29, 2022 at 2:32am

Humans do go into heat, it's mostly that we have executive brain functions that can suppress primal urges, and those studies on soy and testosterone used far more than what the ‘typical’ person would eat. The benefits of soy in your diet outweigh any negatives it will give you.

Wait until you're a middle-aged man, you will miss your youth, sh#t, you won't even recognize yourself. Now that really sucks.

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So basically…

May 29, 2022 at 3:31am

You’re saying that you’re horny. It happens to all of us my friend. It’s a normal part of being human, for males and females and everyone in between. Sexual release and human contact is vital for normal development for all of us, because we’re wired that way. (Cue all the comments now of “not everyone”…) But we’re not all lucky enough to have a partner, and therefore we have to resort to other ways to release that sexual tension and the need to be close to other people. I’m sure that you can figure something out.

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Basic Biology

May 29, 2022 at 6:39am

Males mammals continuously produce sperm and, therefore, are always sexually receptive, so they do not go into heat.

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The request

May 29, 2022 at 7:58am

"...touch me and not annoy me". Maybe that's the problem. Not very warm.

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Hang in there

May 29, 2022 at 9:07am

Almost all men's testosterone level drops in the 40s and mos def in the 50s & beyond.
You will have peace of mind eventually, if you live that long.
In the meantime, if you're unable to get someone (a woman?) to go home with you and if you're not a cheap bastard, hire an escort. That's what they're there for -sex.
And forget soy milk. https://www.wikihow.com/Lower-Your-Sex-Drive

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I Do Recall

May 29, 2022 at 9:13am

The local minister of health- whatever her name is- at the start of covid extolling the virtues of glory holes.
Other than that, getting a GF in this province is just too risky.

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@ Testosterone sucks

May 29, 2022 at 11:28am

Constant complainers suck! Quicherb*tchin and make a life.

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Grapefruit

May 29, 2022 at 11:35am

Some individual's bodies produce more testosterone than others. It's quite natural and nothing to be ashamed of. There's no off switch; it's all involuntarily regulated by the pituitary gland. Testosterone levels can be affected by diet and exercise so best to check with your doctor.

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@Basic bio

May 29, 2022 at 6:46pm

But testosterone levels fluctuate, so it can certainly feel like you're in heat.

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Anonymous

May 29, 2022 at 8:26pm

Well now you are looking for that special lady.
Listen up you had better be prepared to wine and dine her and treat her like gold.
Otherwise your going to be all alone crying in your beer.
You know they sell robot women to just satisfy your needs. Blow up type. Lol
Women are very special and deserve to be treated as such :)
I hope you find your true love!
Or if you are just looking for sex
your just a pig in a blanket. Meow meow. Bahaha
NEXT
That's right I said it :)

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